Brainstorm with a seasoned Serial Entrepreneur, Business Mentor, and Acquisitions Advisor who knows a bit about everything (and a whole lot about absolutely nothing!)
Let’s Have a Badass Discussion About:
Business Exit Prep
🚀 Organize Financials
🚀 Streamline Operations
🚀 Update Contracts
Business Valuation
🚀 Valuation Methods
🚀 Accurate SDE Calculation
🚀 Set Realistic Expectations
Executive Coaching
🚀 Stakeholder Relationships
🚀 Board / Governance Mgmt
🚀 Career Guidance
Management Team
🚀 Delegate Responsibilities
🚀 Document Processes
🚀 Implement Incentives
Exit Strategy
🚀 Define Exit Goals
🚀 Evaluate Transition Option
🚀 Creating a Succession Plan
The Fun Stuff
🚀 Social Media Strategies
🚀 Meme Creation
🚀 Literally Any Random Topic
The
Method
McKinsey doesn’t have this. Deloitte told us to stop sending their CEO messages on LinkedIn. Here’s our proprietary framework for creating extraordinary shareholder value:
STEP 1
Book Meeting 👈
STEP 2
Pay 20 Dollars
STEP 3
Chat 30 Minutes
STEP 4
Shareholder Value!
I’m Boruch Akbosh.
You might recognize me from LinkedIn, where I usually share business growth insights, sprinkle in some memes, and occasionally post texts from my wife urging me to find a better hobby (though she insists I’m pretty awesome).
When I'm not fooling around on social media, I wear my serious hat as a Business Mentor and Acquisitions Advisor. My main focus is helping business owners like you prepare for a premium sale—boosting your business’s value, enhancing cash flow, and drastically reducing the risk of being stuck with an unsellable asset. I’m also an active investor in small businesses, which, truth be told, is one of my absolute passions.
I’d genuinely love to connect, hear about your ventures, and brainstorm together on how we can tackle your challenges. Plus, who knows? With the right solutions, we might just justify an extra round of appetizers at Eden Cafe this weekend!
Frequently Asked Questions
This is a joke, right?
This is not a joke.
Why are you doing this?
I love getting to make new friends in the business community, learn about the new ventures people are developing, and, if I can do so, play a small role in supporting the success of men and women in the arena. Also, who doesn’t like making 20 bucks? 😂
Why charge $20?
I was going to do this for free, but I thought charging $20 would be funnier. Additionally, there are some dope Jordans coming out soon, and the bank account this $20 goes into is the only one my wife doesn’t monitor. 👀
I represent Grant Cardone. Your usage of “10X” is a flagrant violation of our intellectual property, and we demand you cease and desist immediately.
Sure thing, brother! Go ahead and book a $20 consultation and we can discuss.
What are you going to try to sell me?
Aside from a $10,000 per month Memes as a Service package? Nothing.
If I like what you say and want to engage you for longer-term work, do you still charge just $20?
Sir.
It looks like the only time you are available is around 5:00 PM ET every day. Can I speak with you at a different time?
I got you, friend! Just email me via [email protected].
Can I send you materials to review ahead of time?
Please feel free to send any materials to [email protected]. I can’t promise that I’ll have time to read everything, but, at the very least, I will tell you that I did.
Will you sign an NDA?
If you send one ahead of time to [email protected], I’m usually happy to. For my sake, please make it as generic and standardized as possible (my lawyer charges significantly more than $20 per half-hour, so I can’t ask him to review these for me and send you back a red-lined version that removes your general counsel’s massive liquidated-damages clause). Also, if you could send it via DocuSign or other e-signing platform, that would make my life a lot easier. With or without an NDA in place, however, I pledge to treat all of your information as privileged and sensitive.
Will you send a W-9?
Ma’am, respectfully, it’s $20.
Our in-house legal team would like to review the terms and conditions of your service.
Sir, respectfully, it’s just a $20 Zoom meeting. We operate like a preschool here—the only terms and conditions are that everyone has fun and no one gets any dumber.
Can I record the meeting and share it?
Absolutely!
How many people can I invite?
The more, the better, friend!
Can we use the time to just make memes?
That’s literally all I’m hoping for.
